It's hard to fit a zipline canopy tour in a stocking. Fortunately, we have these cool gift certificates that fit much better. You'll need to call one of us, the Adventure Consultants at ACE, to get one (that's 1.800.787.3982, by the way).
And, here are 10 reasons you should:
1. They are pretty cool. We can print them, hand write them, send them via email, snail mail or call that special someone and sing to them (you pick the music genre). I personally sing a great WV-style country twang.
2. You can give them to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. A vacation for Christmas rocks! However, I wouldn't recommend it for any ex-wife, ex-boyfriend, etc. We definitely don't want them to have this much fun!
3. Give them to your kids! Grown kids will jump up and down, young kids will not want to wait until Summer — so bring them on a winter Canopy Tour!
4. Forget the Christmas turkey, give your employees an outdoor adventure they will remember for a lifetime. You will win the World's Best Boss Award (also included FOR FREE). I can make a pretty nifty award for you. I can use a cool font and colored paper at an additional charge.
5. If you procrastinate and want to order one on December 23 we can do it. If you purchase a gift certificate on December 23 at 2:22 pm (ask for Chris) then I will personally give you Chris's tape dispenser and stapler. It even has his name on it!
6. You can decorate the present with rafting photos (which we will include for free!), a papier mache raft (not included for free) or a Santa rafting Christmas ornament (available at a low cost from our outfitters store!)
7. You can purchase them from your car. You can purchase them from afar. You can purchase them for your dad. You can purchase them for your lad. We will send them to your house. We can send them with a free dead mouse. They will like them you will see. They can be used to zip from tree to tree. Purchase them for a laugh or purchase them to ride in a raft. They can be used for anything here. Oops! Wait a minute ... they can't be used for beer.
8. When you call us we will be really excited to talk to you. We will guarantee one laugh, two snickers and a really good time. Buying a gift certificate has never been this much fun. If you make us laugh, we'll send you a complimentary box of hugs.
9. With every gift certificate purchase you are entered into a contest! The winner receives a FREE 19-year-old cat named Thomas who lives with us here at ACE! (I'm allergic and this cat has way more than 9 lives!)
10. You get $25 in ACE Adventure Cash when you purchase a gift certificate for $100 or more. It looks sort of like Monopoly money, except it has ACE on it and isn't really green like money. But we feel like you deserve something because buying an outdoor adventure for Christmas is the coolest thing ever!
Feel free to add more reasons of your own. And once again, that number is 1.800.787.3982.
Happy holidays!
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