An Ode To Fluffy Box Of Kittens

Editor’s Note: This is a Great Gauley Blog-Off contest submission by Nathan Tennison (who must be related to Lord Alfred?). Terms and rules are listed at the end of this post and your essay and poem submissions are being accepted through Sept. 7, 2010.

Once upon a time

Near a river so sweet

An old man had two cats

On a farm used for meat

And year after year

The cats did their deed

Untill the whole wide farm

Was filled with their seed

“I can’t take it anymore”

The old farmer yelled back

“In the river they will perish

In an old burlap sack”

And now when the rafts

From ACE position just right

They meet up with the souls

Of the kitties from that night

Now do not worry

Do not haste

If you love kitty cats

Then you will be safe

But if in your heart

Feline hate brews

into the Fluffy Box of Kittens

You will be too

Awesome rhymes, Nathan! Who else has a flare for words? Who else is inspired by the Gauley River? Just 3 more weeks to let us know!


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entries in the Contest.

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You may submit an essay that discusses in 100-750 words any one (1) of the following:

A. Which famous person you would like to take rafting and why

B. Your favorite Gauley River rafting guide and why

C. A poem written by you about whitewater rafting in West Virginia

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